FuckYeahPatrickAlfante

Fine.

• Me: How are you?
• Her: I'm fine.
• Me: Now I know you're not fine.
• Her: What do you mean? I just said I'm fine.
• Me: Fine? Do you know what fine stands for?
• Her: ...
• Me: Freaked out. Insecure. Neurotic. Emotional.
• Her: ISNEJIDJSJEHSHBEIDJBJSJEKDIMGOMGOMGOMG you caught me red handed.